Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Blowing a Virtual Raspberry

If it were up to those people who make up the “how to be pregnant the right way” rules, I would not eat anything that I really like, and I would live in empire waisted shirts. Well, I say, PHOOEY to all that!! I will too eat sushi and soft cheese and deli meat and tuna and all the gosh darn fruit that I gosh darn want!!! And I will find some other article of clothing that doesn’t tie into a bow in the back. Not that I’m anti-bows or anti-empire waists, but sometimes when I look in my closet for something stylish/comfortable, I feel like I am left with a choice of one, the other, or a combination of the two. Also, I think it’s safe to say that when it comes to clothing at this point in pregnancy, wearing clothes sucks in general. Nothing fits right. Grrr.

Anyway, this is a message to any silly headed know-it-all who wants to tell me that everything I eat could potentially kill me. I don’t have a food taster. I’ll just have to take my chances, and I just spent much too long trying to find something to wear around the house. So poo on you!

(end of rant)

13 comments:

Carynanne said...

Adena:
Everything you eat could potentially kill you.
I'd stick to vitamins and water.

Colleen said...

Actually, vitamins can kill you, too, so you better stick with water!

Anna Farley said...

It sounds like someone could use a beer...oh...wait...:)

Adena said...

Anna, lots and lots of it. Anyone up for a kegger?

Shannon said...

Count me in.

Adena said...
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Adena said...

woot!

Colleen said...

Hmmm...this is a bit alarming to read. I can only hope that my daughters are not so wanton and are more Christ-minded than what reads here....

Carynanne said...

How bout a keg of... apple juice? Today I went to Kroger and they were having a special on 64-oz bottles of apple juice. $1 each, but the catch was-- I had to buy 10. So Now I have 10 bottles of apple juice. Isn't that about a keg's worth?

And I don't understand that "comment deleted by the author" thing. Why doesn't it just delete out totally? Why do we have to know that some mysterious net surfer tried to comment on our happy ickle blog? I think we should write Blogger.

Adena said...

It was my own comment that I deleted. It had a typo. Around here, typos do NOT fly.

Shannon said...

You seriously bought 10 bottles of apple juice? I mean, I'm all about a deal, but geez...

Shannon said...

And Adena, how did you misspell "woot"?

Adena said...

I didn't. The page was still loading up as I was typing and somehow my password ended up in the comment box. My IDENTITY could've been stolen!!