No, seriously, stop what you're doing (eh.. sort of) and go to this website. It's a bit of an addictive read, but hugely entertaining!
ok, try this link instead... http://www.christandpopculture.com/asides/stuff-christians-like/
Where catty arguments were limited to which centaur we identified with in Fantasia. By the way, I am still the one with the long blue tail.